Celebrity Laundry

Starring: Angelina Jolie as the homewrecker, Brad Pitt sunbathing nude, Jennifer Aniston as America's sweetheart, Britney Spears as fashionably challenged, Kevin Federline as the moocher, Jessica Simpson as the ditzy blond, Nick Lachey as the transvestite, Tom Cruise as the crack head Scientologist and Katie Holmes as his fake pregnant fiance.

Sunday, January 15, 2006

Tom Cruise & Katie Holmes

Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes try to squash rumors that there is trouble in make believe paradise by going out to dinner recently. They reportedly showed up on Tom's motorcycle! Can you believe that? An allegedly 6 month pregnant woman riding a motorcycle? Well if you do I've got a bridge to sell you!


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