Celebrity Laundry

Starring: Angelina Jolie as the homewrecker, Brad Pitt sunbathing nude, Jennifer Aniston as America's sweetheart, Britney Spears as fashionably challenged, Kevin Federline as the moocher, Jessica Simpson as the ditzy blond, Nick Lachey as the transvestite, Tom Cruise as the crack head Scientologist and Katie Holmes as his fake pregnant fiance.

Saturday, January 14, 2006

Tom Cruise gave Katie Holmes herpes!

Lisa Loeb glasses -$99
cell phone- $74.99
Pretending to be a gay man's girlfriend and knawing on his face in public after he went down on a guy and consequently getting cold sores all over your face- PRICELESS!


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