Celebrity Laundry

Starring: Angelina Jolie as the homewrecker, Brad Pitt sunbathing nude, Jennifer Aniston as America's sweetheart, Britney Spears as fashionably challenged, Kevin Federline as the moocher, Jessica Simpson as the ditzy blond, Nick Lachey as the transvestite, Tom Cruise as the crack head Scientologist and Katie Holmes as his fake pregnant fiance.

Monday, January 16, 2006

Katie Holmes Amazing Shrinking Belly!

Tom already acts like he should be in the circus but I think Katie would fit right in too! They could make a booth and have a guy stand outside yelling "Come on over folks! This is the weirdest thing you will ever see! The first pregnant woman in the world that has a belly that can go from big to small to big again! You won't see it anywhere else folks, Tom Cruise's alien sperm has impregnated Katie Holmes and there's no telling what this belly will do next, it might completely dissapear one day!"


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