Celebrity Laundry

Starring: Angelina Jolie as the homewrecker, Brad Pitt sunbathing nude, Jennifer Aniston as America's sweetheart, Britney Spears as fashionably challenged, Kevin Federline as the moocher, Jessica Simpson as the ditzy blond, Nick Lachey as the transvestite, Tom Cruise as the crack head Scientologist and Katie Holmes as his fake pregnant fiance.

Monday, January 16, 2006

Jessica Simpson makes an appearance as Casper

Jessica Simpson is back in the recording studio, the actress was so concerned about seeing more pictures of that black eye from the botox show up in the tabloids that she ordered her makeup artist to paint her up like Casper the friendly ghost!

Seriously though, she looks awfully pale, wouldn't it be wild if we found out that she was pregnant with Nick's baby?


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