Celebrity Laundry

Starring: Angelina Jolie as the homewrecker, Brad Pitt sunbathing nude, Jennifer Aniston as America's sweetheart, Britney Spears as fashionably challenged, Kevin Federline as the moocher, Jessica Simpson as the ditzy blond, Nick Lachey as the transvestite, Tom Cruise as the crack head Scientologist and Katie Holmes as his fake pregnant fiance.

Monday, January 16, 2006

Cameron Diaz engaged and pregnant

Rumor has it that Cameron Diaz is the newest celebrity to get knocked up. It's about time, I guess Justin Timberlake has been shooting duds for a while! She's not too shy about hiding the bling on her wedding finger but she seems to be going to great lengths to cover her tummy from the papparazzi


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