Celebrity Laundry

Starring: Angelina Jolie as the homewrecker, Brad Pitt sunbathing nude, Jennifer Aniston as America's sweetheart, Britney Spears as fashionably challenged, Kevin Federline as the moocher, Jessica Simpson as the ditzy blond, Nick Lachey as the transvestite, Tom Cruise as the crack head Scientologist and Katie Holmes as his fake pregnant fiance.

Sunday, January 15, 2006

Britney goes shopping, without her wedding ring!

Poor, poor Britney, her husband Kevin Federjerk has been spending so much money, apparently she can't afford a stylist or makeup artist anymore. Let's hope she sends back that Ferarri for good, sends Kevin packing, and at least attempts to look halfway decent before stepping out of the house from now on. Come on Britney! Put yourself together, you look like shit.


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