Celebrity Laundry

Starring: Angelina Jolie as the homewrecker, Brad Pitt sunbathing nude, Jennifer Aniston as America's sweetheart, Britney Spears as fashionably challenged, Kevin Federline as the moocher, Jessica Simpson as the ditzy blond, Nick Lachey as the transvestite, Tom Cruise as the crack head Scientologist and Katie Holmes as his fake pregnant fiance.

Friday, January 13, 2006

Angelina Jolie without all the goop

Tell me again why everyone thinks Angelina is such a hottie. She looks like crap in this photo. Brad Pitt isn't looking too hot either. I'm sure taking care of two kids and morning sickness for the one on the way is taking it's toll. It won't be long now before someone finds out they secretly got married and they divorce for irreconcilable differences. Never fear though! Angelina has covered her bases and made sure that Brad will always be at her beck and call for the kids


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